Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park
congrats it’s a bat
[delighted bat noises]
fall out boy? why not fall out girl?
[SLAMS FIST DOWN ON TABLE]
[patrick stump immediately works on changing name of band to Fall Out Persons]
GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS
i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround
When the tv sound cuts out so i look up at the tv
THATS A PICTURE OF MY LAPTOP ON MY BED TAKEN RIGHT WHERE I WAS SITTING WHAT DO I DO ?????
u hella ded
I wanna go to bed, but at the same time, I wanna catch up on TV shows and watch movies and just binge on Netflix until I have to get ready for work. #nightowlproblems
I smell it in the air. It’s coming.
Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know
Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.
i was not prepared for that
I just gasped like I wasn’t ready for that at all
I am crying I love this too much
do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned
and then you realize you forgot to turn the light off.