You don’t need to buy me expensive things or take me out to dinner every night or even every weekend. I don’t need the world or want the world. I want the little things. If you push my hair out of face or rub my back. Or if you randomly kiss my cheek. Or text me randomly saying you miss me. Or if you make a tweet about me or post a picture of us. Then that’s all I care about. I want the little things. I care way more about that, than anything else.
me watching the victoria’s secret fashion show
FUCK I HATE THIS STUPID FAT LITTLE SHIT I HOPE SHE BURNS IN HELL WITH HER FAT WHITE TRASH FAMILY
Her and her “fat white trash family” take all of their $ and toys they receive as donations and give them back to the needy. Not to mention the fact that they all are loud and proud supporters of the LGBT community. She’s 8 years old and shows more compassion than most people my age. Log out.
And they’ve got more self-confidence than my entire high school combined. Like good for them.
I look up to these people. I’m sick of ignorant assholes who shit talk them based soley on their appearance.
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
That is too much power for one human being
Would you care for some refreshments?
oh that’s cool they made the bottles look melted into the gr-
I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS POST
oh honey no
you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”
All the time
I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my god
I’m already a fan. I want merch.
i don’t remember this episode of american horror story
i want a sugar mama in my life
not what i had in mind but she will do
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I HATE KRAFT SINGLES AND I SPENT FIVE DOLLARS ON THESE THINGS AND HAD TO WASH THIS PAN BY HAND TO MAKE THIS JOKE THIS DESERVES MORE THAN 17 NOTES GODDAMMIT
its not you the joke was just too cheesy
oh my gOD
why did you leave the plastic on the cheese what
OUR SCHOOL WENT ON A TRIP TO TO THE ZOO TODAY AND HAD TO STOP THE BUS BECAUSE SOMEONE SNEAKED A FREAKING PENGUIN ONTO THE BUS OMG MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER WAS CRYING WHEN SHE TOLD US OMG I ACTUALLY DIED
YOU GUYS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND OUR SCHOOL IS ACTUALLY BANNED FROM AN ACTUAL ZOO BECAUSE SOMEONE DECIDED TO TRY AND STEAL AN ACTUAL REAL LIVING PENGUIN AND TAKE IT HOME